Tuesday, 18 February 2014

The Moo Cow and the Poo

One from Ruby's daddy:

Wish I had just recorded this conversation. She was just talking with a moo cow puzzle piece and said "right see ya later moo cow. I need a poo now so I'm off upstairs. Ok, talk you later moo cow. Byeeeee"... Where did she pull that from?!


The Birthday Card


‘I made that card for you Mummy.’
‘Ruby, you making that card for me has made me the happiest person ever’
‘Happy birthday, Mummy’
‘Thank you, baby’
‘You’re welcome, Mummy’

(It's not funny, but it's probably the best conversation I've ever had)

Chocolate Monkeys


‘Ruby, guess what?’
‘What, Mummy?’
‘I love you SO much’
‘Chocolate monkeys’
‘Oh.’

Miss Ruby

Two years ago, perfect Miss Ruby was born - I had no idea at the time how much she would change my life for the better. She's beautiful, clever and a proper little chatterbox - I don't know how her mind works or where she gets some of her crazy phrases from, but she's easily one of the funniest people I know. I'm biased, but occasionally she comes out with some absolute corkers - I love the idea of recording the best ones to read out at her teenage birthday parties.