Fanny Face!

Driving home from nursery - the car is quiet, when all of a sudden:

'Fanny face!'

'Pardon?!'

'Fanny face!'

*trying not to explode*

'Ohhhhh, funny face!'

'Yes, man has fanny face'

'Did he?'

'Yes, he was SCARY...'

Hardly surprising if he has a face like a vagina.

The Lion

*After waking up at 7am*

'Well, Miss Ruby - that was a lovely lie-in!'

'NO, MUMMY - I'm not a lion, I'm a BIG GIRL!'